I'm becoming emo, oh no.

Sure, sure, sure. I don't say thank you. I have no manners. THEN WHAT ABOUT YOU, EH? Are you perfect? Do you have manners of the queen? NO YOU DON'T. Are you deaf? Actually, yes YOU ARE. YOU ARE VERY VERY DEAF. I said THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME COPY YOUR WORK, as clearly as I can, and yet you still can't hear me. Then you come and put your assumation cap on and then assume that I did not say thank you. And you have the nerve to say the following SCATHING sentence to HURT ME. Luckily, I was not hurt by your stupid scathing comment, BUT I AM ANGRY. I AM PISSED OFF! You kept looking at me, like you have a grudge against me. I already said thank you, so I thought I was innocent, but apparently, to you, YOU DID NOT LISTEN PROPERLY AND YOU WRONGED AN INNOCENT PERSON. So I just POLITELY and PLEASANTLY asked you," WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME?" AND YOU STILL IGNORE ME AND THEN RANT YOUR STUPID SCATHING COMMENT TO THE PERSON SITTING OPPOSITE YOU and YOUR SCATHING COMMENT WAS: " she didn't say thank you she always never say thank you when she borrow my stuff" and after she said the 'always never say thank you' part her voice got softer and she is OBVIOUSLY TOO COWARDLY TO SAY THE REST OF IT IN NORMAL VOLUME BUT LUCKILY, I AM NOT AS DEAF AS youAND I CAN HEAR CLEARLY WHAT YOU, YOU! SAID. And if you didn't know, the 'she' in her SCATHING COMMENT was referring to ME because she was talking to the person opposite her, beside me. Oh? Can I just PLEASANTLY tell you that, a) I DID SAY THANK YOU, YOU ARE TOO DEAF TO HEAR and b) if you want to say scathing comments about me, why don't you just say it to my face, and lastly, c) Please look for witnesses before you assume anything, and please throw away your assumation cap.
Ok the above is INCIDENT NUMBER ONE.

Then after INCIDENT NUMBER ONE, we had to do the PC lesson worksheet and because the person opposite you was doing and you did not know how to do, you asked the person opposite you what she was writing, and she said she just anyhow do, but YOU JUST HAVE TO SEE EVERYBODY'S WORK SO THAT YOU CAN "get some idea of what to write", right?! Hey, since you think you're so smart, WHY DON'T YOU USE YOUR BRAIN FOR PROPER STUFF INSTEAD OF ASSUMING THINGS THAT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW?! Then because the person opposite you never show you, YOU HAVE ANOTHER NERVE TO THROW YOUR PEN, THROW A SILENT TANTRUM, COMPLAIN AND COMPLAIN, PRETEND THAT YOU'RE DAMN ANGRY SO PEOPLE WILL APOLOGISE TO YOU. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO KNOW WHAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE WRITING? HUH? YOU DO HAVE A BRAIN, DON'T YOU?! SO WHY NOT USE IT?

INCIDENT NUMBER TWO:

someone was coming to observe our class. So we had to participate in all the questions and stuff. AND BECAUSE I HAVE THIS VERY TRUE REPUTATION OF NOT PARTICIPATING, WHICH SOMETIMES I DO PARTICIPATE, YOU HAD TO COME AND MAKE ANOTHER SCATHING COMMENT, which was: "YOU BETTER PARTICIPATE AR, YOU ALWAYS NEVER PARTICIPATE!" UM, EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU SURE THAT I "ALWAYS NEVER PARTICIPATE"? HEY, I DO, SOMETIMES! YOU ALSO NEVER PARTICIPATE SO MUCH WAT! In the end, I PARTICIPATED MORE THAN YOU AND YOU SOME MORE HAVE THE NERVE TO ACTUALLY ASK the person sitting opposite you TO GO AND ASK THE TEACHER WHY WE GOT NO STICKER. HEY GO ASK YOURSELF SINCE YOU SO KEEN TO PARTICIPATE AND WANT OTHERS TO PARICIPATE WHY DONT YOU PARTICIPATE YOURSELF BY FIGHTING FOR JUSTICE BECAUSE YOU WANT THE FRIGGIN STICKER? DO NOT MAKE USE OF BRAVE PEOPLE. YAH, I PARTICIPATED MORE THAN YOU AND I AM ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. SO WHAT, YOU MAY HAVE RAISED YOUR HAND MORE, BUT WHO ANSWERED QUESTIONS MORE? ME! SO, NEXT TIME, DON'T THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A REPUTATION OF NOT PARTICIPATING SOMETIMES, THAT I WILL NEVER PARTICIPATE! STOP MAKING SCATHING COMMENTS. WHAT IF I DO THAT TO YOU?

oH YES, i REMEMBER, IF I EVER MAKE JUST ONE COMMENT THAT IS CRITICISM TO YOU, YOU WILL WHINE AND WHINE LIKE A BABY. WAILING, WHINING. AND THEN WHEN YOU COME AND MAKE SCATHING COMMENTS ABOUT ME, DO I WHINE JUST LIKE YOU? NO I DON'T. BECAUSE I'M KIND ENOUGH NOT TO GIVE YOU TROUBLE BY WHINING, BUT YOU STILL GIVE ME SO MUCH TROUBLE! YOU ALWAYS LIKE TO HAVE THE LAST WORD FOR EVERYTHING, SO EVEN IF I ARGUE WITH YOU, YOU WILL ALWAYS SAY SOMETHING THAT LEAVES ME SPEECHLESS, ALTHOUGH I AM NOT SPEECHLESS, I JUST CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY THAT IS NOT REPEATING WHAT I SAID JUST NOW. SO THERE!

Computer helper/ tutor

Ok it is 11.27pm and I am not sleeping yet. And I've just gotten a no-pay job but i like it! Ya ya I'm still a student but my no pay job is a COMPUTER TUTOR AND HELPER! I help my mother or my grandmother or whoever in my house do computer stuff. Wahaha. I just helped my grandmother do this sketch thing on paint. I happy.

2 Movies In One Day

YESTERDAY, I watched TWO MOVIES IN ONE DAY. I watched Karate Kid and Toy Story 3.

MUAHAHAHA.
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MUAHAHA.
MUAHAHHAHA.
MUAHAHHA.

Karate Kid ROCKSSS.
TOY STORY ROCKSSS.

AND,

THEY BOTH ROCKKKKK

I GIVE YOU A RECOMMENDATION:

TO WATCH KARATE KID, GO TO CATHAY CINEPLEX DOWNTOWN EAST. 1 Pasir Ris Close, EHUB, level 4. WOOT.
TO WATCH TOY STORY 3, GO TO KALLANG LEISURE PARK FILMGARDE LEVEL 3. WOOT WOOT.

Blogger Buddy Windows Vista Gadget

HELLO I AM USING BLOGGER BUDDY THANK YOU GOODBYE. IT IS A GADGET

The Karate Kid

Yay! I'm going to watch The Karate Kid today!! At Downtown East Cathay Cineplex. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

The Karate Kid
Starring JADEN smith and JACKIE chan

WAHAHAHA I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT NONSENsE I AM TALKIN NOW

Stupid problem

Ok when you see my previous post starting from the word TINY then the words became very small. I made it normal size but when you view it it just can't GET bigger like normal. Stupid la.

BLOGSKIN

Ok, I officially LURVE my blog! YEAH! LURVE LURVE LURVE. Ok, not really the blog itself, as in including the content and all that because nobody reads my blog at all, I think. Except for maybe Fiora and Calista or friends la. Yah so I don't even know if the content in my blog is interesting or not. It may not be. But to me, I THINK MY POSTS ARE INTERESTING! Ok you may be thinking that I'm thinking that because, duh, I was the one who wrote the posts! But when I actually read back on the previous posts I wrote, I find it very interesting. Ok anyway, I LOVE THE BLOGSKIN TO THE MAX! :D It may be simple but actually it's very pretty, not like all those complicated ones. Simple ones are better than complicated ones, don't you think? And I also don't like blogs that the text is like SO tiny and difficult to read! (And I don't mean that everybody thinks it's difficult to read. Yah I blind. SO?? I think its difficult to read, if you don't think so not my business. Lala.)Then those with the white backgrounds but really light text also very hard to read. You have to highlight the words to read. That's why I sort of prefer black backgrounds. But now because the text colour is black and background white so it just fits so I am using a white background skin now. And it's so rainbowish! Look at the profile, the very pathetic profile, but still a profile on the left side of your computer screen. It says, I have a weak spot for rainbow stuff. Ok maybe it doesn't really say that but I FORGOT! It just says I have a weak spot for rainbow or something laaaa. ok! Anyway here's a detailed but not so detailed block quote of the colours I like.

I like pink. But not all shades of pink. If you search shades of pink in Google there's this Wikipedia page. Not all of the pink there is nice. But there's so many that I just can't be bothered to name the ones I like and the ones that are ugly. But just to tell you that if someone ever asks you which shades of pink are not pink, then you just say Mountbatten pink and Deep Carmine Pink. Because Mountbatten pink is some greyish dunno what and Deep Carmine Pink is red. Ok. Yes and I love all colours of the rainbow. But they look nicer when placed together, a rainbow! I want a rainbow to myself. But I do not know how to make a prism and I simply can't be bothered so I'll just have a rainbow every day by looking at my blog. Good enough already. But I still want a rainbow. But I told you I simply can't be bothered so yah, I can't even if I really want. I mean, I can, but I don't want to do! I'm lazy, yes. I am lazy, so? I love to be lazy. Who's not lazy? If you're not lazy you're abnormal because almost everybody can't be bothered to do things or is just lazy. Ok why am I talking about laziness when the main point of putting a blockquote was to tell you what colours I like? Anyway, I've already told you so, bah, goodbye!

Guess what?

Guess what? I have never block quoted before. I didn't even know that having that seperate text box whatever thingy is called block quote. So now I shall try! I emailed this skin's creator to ask her how to do the block quoting stuff and she told me that it was called BLOCK QUOTE and I had to click that little " thing beside the ABC with the tick. So for all you people who don't know what's block quote, then this is block quote:

Blahblah. Here's my block quote! See, the creator, Jasmne(click to view her blog) designed the block quote so that there's some pattern or colours or something when you look at it! Oo I love it!!! Ok I shall end my block quote now. :D

Omegle Video Chats

Ok here's the part 2 Omegle Video Chats that I told you I would post in the first Omegle post which is titled Omegle Chats. And when I am typing this I see that my words are underlined so I don't know if it will be underlined when I publish this post so if it is I am just going to inform you that I do not know why it is underlined and I cannot do anything about this because Blogger has absolutely no underlined button. So.







DUDE, FEMALE NOT FAMELE

Some Singaporeans Hate Singapore

You know what? Some Singaporeans hate Singapore. You know how I know? Because of THIS. Click the word THIS to go there. ANYWAY, THE LINK IS, http://www.ihatesillypore.blogspot.com
This guy thinks that he can give 1001 reasons why he hates Singapore. AND WHAT IS SO IRRITATING AND ANNOYING IS THAT HE IS A SINGAPOREAN AND HE HATES SINGAPORE! What about you go migrate, dude???! So far he has only 34 reasons. If he gets to 1001 I can SLAP myself. I can give some reasons why I LURVE SINGAPORE!!!

NOTE: Some information taken from the book SO SINGAPORE TOONS.

1) It is unique. Why? HAWKER CENTRES. YEA!!!

2) Singlish
Singlish is a language that Singapore uses that consists of fancy words, such as hokkien and English mixed. Then we also have words like CHOPE, when we want to reserve a seat for ourselves then we CHOPE it using tissue paper or belt or bead or water bottle or something lahh.

3) Wet Market.
Ok maybe other countries have also but aiyah, just say here la. WET MARKET is wetter than SUPERMARKET, obviously, but WET MARKET groceries MORE CHEAP! That's what we Singaporeans look for, CHEAPNESS of THINGS! Lalala, but maybe some people don't like dirtiness or wetness or what then they go supermarket blow their money. For example if in supermarket one packet(?) of celery is $2.50 but wet market you can get at $1 or less or more! Aiyah, I very long never go wet market with my grandmother/maid already lah, forgot already!

4) WORDS WE LOVE!
Shiok: Singaporean phrase for Amazing, unforgettable, fun, exciting, incredible, extreme pleasure.
Chope: AS MENTIONED ABOVE!

5) KOPITIAM!
Kopitiams are non-air conditioned eateries that are smoke-free.(I think)

6) Esplanade
The esplanade very very very tourist attractiony! Because, it is shaped like two humongous durians! The esplanade may look appetizing(sp? appetising?) to durian lovers. And I honestly admit that I hate durians. Lalala.

7) Multi-everything
Multi-lingual, Multi-racial, Multi-religious, multi-cultural, multi-tasking, and multi-storey carparks, and food, multi-layer KUEH!
(Otsuka Keiko, student, 10)

8) Singapore Flyer
Not every country has it's own ferris wheel/observation wheel you know!! The Singapore Flyer was opened on 15 April 2008. Singapore welcomed more than 10 million visitors in 2007!!! More than 70% of visitors were from Asia.

9) Flag
If you are given a social studies project in school about Singapore and you need to design a poster or something, then the first thing you might want to draw is the Singapore Flag! The Singapore flag is easy to draw, very noticeable and VERY NICEEE!!! The red and white makes it stand out abit, and then the moon and stars make it SUPER NICE! Sometimes I can't draw the flag properly though, because I am not the type of person that can draw the moon and the stars very nicely like printed out picture like that. Okay!

10) CLEAN AND GREEN!
Sometimes when you go to parks in Singapore hor, then the grass is like so green, the breeze is so cooling, the flowers are so colourful and eye-catching, it's like a park out of a fairytale or something.....THAT'S WHY SINGAPORE IS KNOWN AS THE GARDEN CITY. So when you go to parks don't throw banana peels on the floor or everybody will slip and break their backs. And don't spit cuz it's disgusting. I almost stepped on some spit before. Blah. Don't throw cigarettes on the floor. If you like to smoke then you still don't throw cigarettes on the floor. It's dirty. And don't smoke in places where you are not supposed to smoke because it poisons the air, you know?

sgdfoshdfiuasgdofugsdf

STOP TRYING TO ACT SMART. DON'T ASSUME THAT JUST BECAUSE I AM HOLDING A CAMERA MEANS I AM VIDEOING OK?! PSH! I AM JUST TRYING TO TAKE PICTURES BECAUSE IT'S FUN TO SPY! I WANT TO BE A SPY! CANNOT? THEN WHEN I SAY THAT YOU ASSUME THAT IT'S AN EXCUSE AND YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SMART AND YOU THINK THAT I AM JUST VIDEOING YOU SO I CAN SHOW IT TO "PEOPLE" AND THEN LET "PEOPLE" SEND IT TO LAWYER! OK?! YOU CAN CHECK THE STUPID CAMERA! THERE IS NOTHIN IN IT'S MEMORY EXCEPT FOR SOME PICTURES THAT I TOOK WHEN YOU CAME OUT OK?! iT'S JUST PICTURES, NOT VIDEO. SO? CANNOT TAKE PICTURES AR? YOU CAN SAY I CANNOT TAKE PICTURES AR? HOW COME YOU CAN GET YOUR FREEDOM BY TAKING PICTURES OF ME SOMETIMES AND I CAN'T TAKE PICTURES OF YOU? ARE YOU VERY SUPERIOR? NO YOU ARE NOT! JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE MY _ _ _ DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOU CAN ACT SMART AND ASSUME THAT I AM DOING THINGS THAT I AM NOT! WHERE'S YOUR PROOF? I HAVE MY PROOF! YOU KNOW WHAT IS MY PROOF? MY PROOF IS THAT:
IN MY CAMERA, I ONLY HAVE THESE PICTURES!
SINCE YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SMART AND YOU THINK THAT I AM VIDEOING YOU AND WHATEVER YOU ARE RANTING AND RAVING ABOUT, THEN, COME ON, I LIST ALL MY PICTURES FOR YOU, OK?

IMAGE INDEX:
ONE HAMSTER BED PICTURE
ANOTHER HAMSTER BED PICTURE
ANOTHER HAMSTER BED PICTURE
ANOTHER HAMSTER BED PICTURE
ANOTHER HAMSTER BED PICTURE
A HAMSTER COMING OUT OF BED PICTURE
ANOTHER HAMSTER BED PICTURE
ANOTHER HAMSTER BED PICTURE
ANOTHER HAMSTER BED PICTURE
ANOTHER HAMSTER BED PICTURE
ANOTHER HAMSTER BED PICTURE
ANOTHER HAMSTER BED PICTURE
A HAMSTER ON THE TABLE PICTURE
A HAMSTER ON THE TABLE PICTURE
A HAMSTER ON THE TABLE PICTURE
A PICTURE OF TWO PEOPLE TALKING
ANOTHER HAMSTER BED PICTURE
ANOTHER HAMSTER BED PICTURE
ANOTHER HAMSTER BED PICTURE
ANOTHER HAMSTER BED PICTURE
ANOTHER HAMSTER BED PICTURE
ANOTHER HAMSTER BED PICTURE
ANOTHER HAMSTER BED PICTURE
ANOTHER HAMSTER BED PICTURE(x19)
A PICTURE OF MYSELF FOR TESTING
A PICTURE OF YOU ACTING SMART
A PICTURE OF YOU ACTING SMART
A PICTURE OF YOU ACTING SMART
A PICTURE OF YOU ACTING SMART
A PICTURE OF YOU ACTING SMART
A PICTURE OF YOU ACTING SMART
A PICTURE OF YOU ACTING SMART

THERE! ALL MY PROOF! YOU DON'T HAVE ANY! SO THERE!!!!!

Love

Hi. Do you know what is the real meaning of love. This supertrue story will tell you. :D I heard this story in church today..It is true!

(I don't know if its Jin or Jing Yao. Sorry)

There was this boy named Zhou Jin Yao. At first his surname was Shu, his first father's surname was Shu, so he was Shu Jin Yao last time. But when he was born the parents hired a fortune teller to come and tell the fortune of Jin Yao. The fortune teller said that if the parents gave away Jin Yao, then Jin Yao would grow happily and healthily. So the parents gave Jin Yao away to a childless couple whose surname was Zhou. When Jin Yao was 13 years old, he was about to go to school when he tripped over a stone and fell. He injured his right knee. But he thought that it was nothing much to care about so he just continued walking to school. When you walk, your knee will always move. So when Jin Yao walked, his wound was moving and moving. One day, two days, three days, four days passed...on the fourth day, Jin Yao's wound had taken a turn for the worse and Jin Yao could not walk. His father and his uncle took him to the doctor on a stretcher or bed or something. The doctor said that he couldn't help Jin Yao, the only person that could help Jin Yao was Dr David, who's working in a hospital. Dr David is a caucasian. So the father took Jin Yao to see Dr David, but at that time, Dr David was not around! Dr David and his wife were visiting their daughter for three months. So Jin Yao was admitted to the hospital, and stayed there for three months until Dr David came back. When Dr David came back, Jin Yao's wound was already more than an inch long. It was very big. But no matter how much medicine that was applied to Jin Yao's wound, it would not heal and close up. It grew very big. So, the only way to make Jin Yao's wound heal is to take skin from somebody else and then sew it back onto Jin Yao's wound. But there were two problems. Dr David had not done this before, he had only read about it. So he was not sure if it would turn out correctly. And, who would donate the skin? Not his parents, because if one of them would have to have their skin cut off, then they couldn't take care of Jin Yao! So, who? In the end, Dr David's wife donated the skin. But even that was a failure. Jin Yao's wound rejected Dr David's wife's skin. The skin dropped out after it was sewed on Jin Yao's wound. So Dr David had to use Jin Yao's own skin to patch up that wound. So Dr David cut off some skin from Jin Yao's butt and then sewed it on to his wound. That worked. So, remembering that long incident in his childhood, Jin Yao grew up to be a person who talks to people about Jesus.

Omegle Chats

Hi. I am bored. I think I'm gonna go omegle now... zzz
-few minutes later-

Stranger: hello

You: hi

You: er......

You: asl?

Stranger: 20mChina

You: omg

You: so old

You: cheh
You have disconnected

You: hi

You: you

Stranger: hi

Stranger: whats up

You: do you have twitter/facebook

You: whatever

You: nothing muchh

Stranger: no

You: awww

You: that's sad

You: ok you suck goodbye

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Stranger: hi

You: heyzz

You: wassup

Stranger: asl

You: 2 yrs old, sissy, in your pants

You: so

You: why dont u check to see if i'm in your pants?

You: sicko

You: PFFT

You: YOU SUCK

You: BLAHBLAH

Stranger: ok

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(for the conver. below I went to dictionary.com and found the longest words)

Stranger: herro

You: Hello, this is professor marty

Stranger: lol

You: today I will be teaching you 2 long english words

You: number one

You: antidisestablishmentarianism

You: number 2

You: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Stranger: i am a girl go slower

You: now learn to pronounce it

You: the first one is pronounced as

Stranger: i am ***ual sally

You: anti-dis-establish-menta-rian-ism

You: the second one

You: is pronounced as

You: new-mono-ultra-microscopic-silico-volcano-coni-osis

Stranger: suck my double d's bitch

You: Do you want me to disconnect, girl? I AM PROFESSOR MARTY!

Stranger: alright

You: kicks u out of the conver.

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Ok, then I switched to Video. So, there will be another post called Omegle Video Chats
I posted pictures of the people who are stupid enough to show their face and let me take picture of. Don't worry I used snipping tool it's perfectly clear.

Sneak Preview: Hamster Playhouse pics!

Sneak Preview: Hamster Playhouse Pictures

I have launched a new movie! Okay, actually it's not really considered a MOVIE, because it's only 5 or 6 minutes. But at least, it's still a short video! Now, before actually SHOWING you the movie, I'm giving you a sneak preview. Some pictures. The pictures actually tell the whole story, but it's not really obvious. Just take a guess! :) The picture

above is the Hamster Playhouse. As in, the playhouse. And my hamster is there, greeting you.

Okay, please do not sit back and enjoy the show, please SIT UP and ENJOY THE PICTURES. :D

NOTE: The pictures are not actually the "full story". I just don't want to make it TOO detailed until you can guess.

Then the pictures after that are STRICTLY PRIVATE and will never be revealed to you. But on the bright side, those pictures were taken when I was shooting the movie. So you'll still be able to see it, just the moving version of the picture. Ok, next post will be the MOVIE! Are you excited? I AM!

My China Diary Announcement

To all readers of this blog,

Please note that the 'My China Diary' series will resume shortly after a month or so. There will be no more parts of the My China Diary series until another announcement.

Also, this series may be cancelled. If you do not want the series to be cancelled, then you are welcome to leave a message in the tagbox.

If you think that the My China Diary series should continue, then type this symbol ~ in the tagbox. if you think it should be cancelled, then type this symbol # in the tagbox.

Thank you for your attention.

Sincerely,

Noelle :)

P.S. AHHHH It was so formal I'm super used to informalness its just that I wanted to see how good my formalness is and ahhh, not to brag, but it's quite good! HAHAHA! Ok, now I'm informal and I'm glad. GAH!

My China Diary Series: Day 2

My China Diary Series: Day 2

We went out for the absolute whole day. First after breakfast we went to the Forbidden City. We walked for like totally hours larhhh. It was so darn big, at first I thought we were going to be walking in one area only but we went to so many places and all the buildings look so similar I kept getting confused where we were. Finally, FINALLY, we could go off. But the bad thing is that we had to walk and walk along Tiananmen Square THEN we could go on the bus. Our feet were practically dead when we finally sat down. Haiyah. Then we went to eat lunch. In the itinerary, it says that we were supposed to have the Beijing Duck Banquet on this day for lunch, but the duck was not killed yet so we didn't have it. Instead we had lots of dumplings. 10 plates of different types of dumplings. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 10 different types on 10 different plates. It's like, they kept coming and coming continuously, we didn't know when it was going to stop. As in the dumplings stop coming. Yeah, so we had a dumpling lunch. After lunch, we went to the Temple of Heaven. It was really breezy over there and legend says that if you make a wish on top of the whatever tower or something it will come true. But nobody wanted to make a wish. So we just enjoyed the picturesque scenery..blah. Then we watched a spectacular Chinese Acrobatics Show. They screwed up once. They were going to do this super friggin difficult acrobatic act, then suddenly everybody tumbled down. LOL. Ok.

My China Diary Series: Day 1

My China Diary Series: Day 1

On Day 1 we didn't really do any activities or go anywhere. That's because we queued damn long for the person to stamp passport or something so we couldn't sit the trishaws. We just queued queued queued then went for dinner. During dinner, we went to the funniest place ever. Ok I don't know what's the restaurant name, but its located in a hotel, and the hotel name is.......

WAHAHA HOTEL

Yup, wahaha. I did not get the spelling wrong. It is W-A-H-A-H-A! Don't believe? Then go Google search! Think I'm pulling your leg? Sure, I give you link! Click HERE if you don't believe! They don't have an official website, but they have some virtual tour thingy. Sorry but I couldn't get a picture of Wahaha Hotel. So, after that we just went back to our hotel and got our key-cards. So, normal night..blahblah.

I Hate You Series: Part 8

I Hate You Series: Part 8 [Final Part]

WARNING! BEFORE PROCEEDING, PLEASE SCROLL DOWN UNTIL YOU SEE A POST TITLED I HATE YOU SERIES TRAILER OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT BEFORE READING THIS OR ANY OF THE OTHER PARTS!

This day was the day which I had a short argument with her. Since most hotels give you the hotel notepaper or something we had to tear off one piece for each person then write which place you liked best and which place you disliked the most. YKW wanted to do it TOGETHER. Halfway through when I was thinking what reasons to put for my What I Like YKW wanted to go and repack her luggage.

Y: Eh wait, I want to go and repack my luggage now.

M: K lor.

Y: Don't do yet! Wait for me!

M: -sighs-

Y: OEI! CAN YOU CLEAR UP THE TABLE OR NOT! SO MESSY! I THINK YOUR CAMERA CHARGE FINISH ALREADY, CAN YOU TAKE IT OUT AND PACK IT IN YOUR LUGGAGE?

M: *continues doing the what i like what i dislike thing*

Y: OEI! I AM TALKING TO YOU!

Y: *pushes my head to the side like I'm an idiot*

M: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!

Y: Can you at least answer my question?!?!

M: OI, I'm busy now, I cannot multitask and answer your question!

Y: YAH but at least you can just say 'okay' or something right?!

M: *sighs* OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!(draggy voice)

Y: You say it like I'm very irritating like that!

M: 'Cuz you are.

-Y CRIES, HOPING TO WIN SYMPATHY FROM ME-

-M DOESN'T CARE! CONTINUES WRITING-

Y: Am I really very irritating?(in a crycry voice)

M: Ya.

Y: It's because I want you to just answer my question!!!

M: EH, SOMETIMES I AM BUSY, I DONT WANT TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION!

Y: Then just say OK la!

M: You not so important, why must I answer your questions even when I am very busy?

Y: *SPEECHLESS*

-Y PLOPS HERSELF ON MY BED AND CONTINUES WRITING-

-M FEELS LIKE ASKING HER TO GET OFF-

-Y IS A KPO AND WANTS TO SEE WHAT M WRITES-

Y: Show me what you write.

M: NO! I'm NOT FINISHED!

Y: At least just show me now!

-M FOLDS THE PAPER A BIT-

Y: Why I cannot see?

M: BECAUSE I HAVEN'T FINISH!

Y: What you haven't finish?

M: THE what I dislike la!

-Y starts playing the nice guy, using her actions to hint to me that I'm mean for shouting at her-

Y: Give me the itinerary, I give you suggestions!

-Y DID NOT ASK FOR PERMISSION, GRABS THE ITINERARY(which belongs to me)-

Y: Write Qianmen Ancient Street la!

M: Ah, good, then what reason?

Y: You got nothing to buy there.

M: Ok.

-M WRITES-

Y: Now since you finish already, show me.

-Y snatches my paper away-

Y: You write the 'buy' like 'bug'

M: So?

Y: Its like I had nothing to bug.

M: I don't care.

Note: The multitask thing was fake. I can multitask, I just can't be bothered to answer her stupid question.

Seriously man...do you have the same camera brand? You don't! So stop acting smart and telling me when the camera has finished charging. You only saw this camera when I brought it. So how can you be so familiar? How you know when it stops charging? Its something like telling me:

Eh, you poo finish already!

How would you know? So if you don't know, then stop acting smart.

The End of I Hate You Series

Please wait for the My China Diary series to come up! It'll be available soon!

I Hate You Series: Part 7

I Hate You Series: Part 7

When we went to Qianmen Ancient Street there was a McDonalds there and we could go in to buy ICE CREAM! We could buy sundae and mcflurry.

M: Eh, what you buying?

Y: SUNDAE LAH!!!

M: You not buying Mcflurry ar?

Y: *sighs damn loudly* MC..FLURRY..CANNOT..BUY!!!!!

Suddenly teacher was talking and we heard something about mcflurry can buy or something.

M: There! Can!

Y: HOW I KNOW?!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?!?!

Walao! Last time you went to 'THERE!' me I didn't say anything then now I give you a taste of your own medicine and yet you still make noise about it when I didn't!!

To be continued......

The next part will be the final part for this series. Stay tuned for the My China Diary series, coming up soon!

I Hate You Series: Part 6

I Hate You Series: Part 6

On Tuesday she had some type of sore throat which I had a few days later. She went to exaggerate the pain when she swallows. She exaggerated till her tears came out. Hey, let me give you a suggestion, next time, why don't you exaggerate till you pee? THAT would be FUNNY! And because of the 'tears', the teacher had to specially go and find lozenges for her. So when we were in the hotel room waiting for the lozenges I told her that I wanted to go and bathe first. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SAID?

M: I want to bathe first.

Y: No, I bathe first.

M: WHY?!

Y: Because I can rest early if I bathe first what..

WHAT THE HELL?! IT MEANS THAT I HAVE TO REST LATE JUST BECAUSE OF HER!! AND I'M THE ONE WAKING UP EARLY TOO! I SHOULD REST EARLY INSTEAD OF HER SINCE I WAKE UP SO DARN EARLY EVERY MORNING AND WASTE MY TIME WAKING HER UP! I SHOULD JUST LET HER SLEEP TILL THE MORNING CALL. NOt my business when you have to rush later, madam. In the end, yes, I ended up collecting her freaking LOZENGES for her and being her personal maid yet again. I'm never going to be her room mate EVER AGAIN FOR ANYTHING!

Few Days Later....

SHE PASSED ME HER STUPID SORE THROAT.

We went to Yaxiu Wholesale Complex to shop. YKW bought....

RED BEAN ICE CREAM

SUPER EWWWW MAX?!?!?!

red bean lovers, sorry if I have offended you.

ANYWAY, after she bought, she 'realised' that she shouldn't have bought because...

Y: Aiyah. Why I buy. Now wait I eat then teacher scold me.

M: *thinking* not my problem*

Y: Eh! Why don't you help me eat?

M: *coughed and almost puked*

M: WHAT THE HELL?

Y: Take it that I am returning you the money which I used to sms and call my parents.

M: ORH! OKAY!

I still hate red bean. I WANT HER TO RETURN ANYTHING.

It was yucky.

So in the end I ate some and whenever I wanted to give her back the whole damn ice cream she would say that the teacher is coming, wait scold her for eating ice cream.

AHEM, IF YOU READ THE TOP, I HAD THE SORE THROAT WHILE EATING THIS ICE CREAM.

It got worse after that. All because of.....YKW.

YOU KNOW WHAT I AM ACTUALLY COMPLAINING ABOUT?

YOU KNOW WHATS THE IRRITATING POINTS IN THIS REAL LIFE STORY?

• She treated me like her dustbin by asking me to eat her ice cream.
• She keeps thinking that her sore throat hasn't healed and she can't eat or drink anything except normal food and mineral water.

Then after we returned to hotel we went out again to explore the shops around the hotel area. There was this bakery thing. We went in. YKW WANTED ME TO BUY(AS IN ME, SPENDING MY MONEY, NOT HER) this Jelly Pearl Milk Tea thing so we could share. Excuse me, even if I bought it, I'm not going to share with you. Anyway, the milk tea was sold out, so I bought this Chocolate Q Milk thing. And still, YKW wanted to drink that too.

Y: Eh, can I drink also?

M: no

Y: Then later if you cannot finish can give me?

M: Suuuuuuuuuuuure!

Y: Eh wait! Don't give me when teacher looking. Wait she scold me for drinking chocolate milk.

M: YOU WANT OR NOT?!?!

Y: Ya. AND YOU DONT HAVE TO SHOUT RITE?

Yay! Finally she's my dustbin. Yeah she drank it in the end. But guess what, I didn't get 4 yuan. The milk thing costs 8 yuan. She drank half. She did not pay me 4 yuan. Either she forgot(which is impossible) Or she pretends she forgot(which could be possible) or....she doesn't care( 99.9% possible). Haiyah I totally hate her ' teacher scold me ' attitude. Stop rubbing your sickness in my face, can or not? Argggghh, and the shouting part. Hey, I didn't shout! I just spoke in a louder voice. You want me to shout? Sureeee. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

How? Loud or not?

To be continued......

Next part will be about Ice Cream too.

I Hate You Series: Part 5

I Hate You Series: Part 5

Whenever I take out my camera, she assumes that I am going to edit or doodle on the photos I took. So, she will automatically ask me if I am going to 'vandalise' my photos. Hey! Just because I take out my camera doesn't mean that I am going to doodle on my photos okay! I just want to delete photos, cannot? Then if I am going to doodle or edit the photos, she will ask if she can do it. And the bad thing is that, I cannot refuse! Know why? Cause if I do, she will use her WPI voice.

Which is: Whiny, Pesky and Irritating.[Credits here to Diary of Amos Lee for the WPI thing]

Then if I just say "No" like that she will say I am very bad and I don't let her 'vandalise'. Then if I ignore her 'very bad' comments, she will just keep pestering me. If not, then she will go and play with Christal and make me jealous, which I won't be, because whenever she does that I will just take out my phone and record whatever annoying things she did to me in my phone so I can blog about it later on.

When we went to Summer Palace I took a picture of Christal in the souvenir shop through the glass wall then I showed Christal later on. YKW went to see and asked where I took that picture.

Y: YKW, M: Me

Y: Where you take one?

M: The shop just now

Y: You mean the Great Wall shop arh?

M: Noooo, it's the shop down there where we were waiting just now la!

Y: Chehh..next time just say clearly la! And you don't have to shout right?!

M: Aiyah then don't ask me la

Y: *IMITATING MY VOICE AND SAYING THE PREVIOUS SENTENCE* aiyah, then don't ask me la!

M: *Started Talking To Christal*

Y: You think I can read your mind ah? Don't think you so smart!

Walao! You know what JUST NOW means? JUST NOW means a few minutes ago. WHEN DID WE GO TO THE GREAT WALL? AN HOUR AGO. WHAT THE HECK?!?!?! And I didn't shout. I just went to raise my voice ABIT ONLY cause she couldn't hear. I AM ALREADY TELLING YOU VERY CLEARLY, THE SHOP JUST NOW! AM I SUPPOSED TO MEMORISE EVERY SHOP NAME SO I CAN TELL HER WHEN SHE ASKS?

I don't think ANYONE would be bothered to memorize shop names. Plain wasting time.

Anyway, SINCE WHEN DID I SAY I WAS SMART?! YOU WERE THE ONE WHO STARTED SAYING THAT I THINK I SMART. I think the person who thinks she is smart is you.

To be continued.....

Brace yourself, next part is going to be longer than this one.

I Hate You Series: Part 4

I Hate You Series: Part 5

When we reached the restaurant there was not enough seats so me and YKW were seatless. So teacher asked me to sit in this one empty seat. So I sat down. So YKW was still seatless. She told me that I was very unfair because I never let her sit. Eh, I ask you, are you a queen or a princess? Are you? You're not. So why should I let you sit? You were slow, you didn't sit. So I sit! What's your problem? Must I give in to you every time? Must I let you sit on every empty seat I find? Go find your own, for goodness sakes'. The teacher is right beside you, you can tell her! What's your PROBLEM? SERIOUSLY?! IF YOU WANT THE DAMN SEAT THEN JUST GO AND FIND YOUR OWN SEAT! YOU ARE NOT A PRINCESS SO PEOPLE DONT NEED TO FIND SEATS FOR YOU, OPEN YOUR EYES AND LOOK CLEARLY I AM SURE YOU WILL FIND AT LEAST HALF A SEAT! After that they added one more chair to the table I was sitting at and YKW sat there. YKW thought that I didn't hear her ' unfair ' comment, so she wanted to sit next to me because she thinks that I am not pissed off. Er, I give you a suggestion, next time, be happy with whatever seat you have and stop sitting next to me, ok?

After lunch when we were back in the bus, I took out my notebook and Christal and me continued doing the book(that could be published). We were doing a games page in the book and so we wrote the things you were supposed to say for "Apple on the stage ". Christal read out the words and I wrote it down. Then YKW wanted to write our version, which is called "Apple on the Tree". We didn't let her at first because Christal wanted to write and since it's my notebook, I let Christal write. Then YKW went to claim that the notebook also belongs to her. Hey! SINCE WHEN DID IT BELONG TO YOU? I BOUGHT THIS NOTEBOOK! ME! ITS MINE! SINCE WHEN DID I EVER SAY THAT IT ALSO BELONGS TO YOU?! I DON'T RECALL MYSELF TELLING YOU THAT THE NOTEBOOK BELONGS TO YOU! JUST BECAUSE THE NOTEBOOK IS ABOUT OUR GROUP WITH CHLOE AND EVANGELINE IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT IT ALSO BELONGS TO YOU! IT BELONGS TO ME AND ME ONLY, GOT THAT?!

So she kept on complaining and complaining until we just let her write. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?! YKW COMPLAINED AGAIN! SHE COMPLAINED THAT WE WERE NOT HELPING HER AND TELLING HER WHAT TO WRITE! HELLO, MAY I TELL YOU THAT, WE ALREADY LET YOU WRITE, THAT IS GOOD ENOUGH, AND NOW YOU STILL WANT US TO HELP YOU? DO IT YOURSELF IF YOU WANT TO WRITE! So, I told her," You already know what to write what." And she went to say that just now I also knew what to write but Christal still helped me. Then I said," That's because she wanted to help me". YKW shut up for about a minute but after that she went to throw the notebook at me, throw the pen, and say

"Since you both such good friends and don't want me to join then fine! Happy?" I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT I AM SUPER EXTREMELY HAPPY AND GLAD WHEN YKW WENT TO SNATCH THE NOTEBOOK AND PEN AWAY AND STARTED WRITING AGAIN! HELLO, KNOCK KNOCK, SINCE WHEN DID I SAY THAT YOU WERE INCLUDED AGAIN? YOU YOURSELF SAID THAT YOU WANTED TO LEAVE SO, FINE, LEAVE! AND THEN YOU GO AND JOIN YOURSELF IN AGAIN. IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE THEN LEAVE, DON'T COME BACK. WHY? JEALOUS RITE? I BET YOU SCARED THAT WHEN YOU LEAVE ME AND CHRISTAL WILL BECOME GOOD FRIENDS AND DO THE NOTEBOOK TOGETHER WITHOUT YOU THATS WHY YOU WENT TO PICK IT UP AGAIN. EH, I REPEAT ONCE MORE, YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO LEAVE SO WHY DID YOU JOIN YOURSELF IN AGAIN? WHEN YOU SAY YOU WANT TO LEAVE YOU BETTER NOT JOIN IN UNLESS SOMEONE SAYS YOU CAN! Heard that?

I Hate You Series: Part 3

I Hate You Series: Part 4

After we were done brushing our teeth, the teacher knocked on the door and then we went outside to queue up. Then when we were lining up the teacher asked who was staying in Room ***(my room number, not telling you). So you-know-who raised up her hand and because I was talking to Natalene or somebody I didn't hear (simple mistake) so I didn't raise up my hand. So after that I told YKW(you know who) that there was an angmoh(I DONT KNOW HOW TO SPELL THE CAUCASIAN OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT OKAY!) in the room opposite ours and then she go and sarcastically laugh then say," You want to stay outside the room tonight arh, you don't want to sleep inside ah?" Then I just ignored her. But I was thinking that if she ever dares to lock me out I will go and ring xu lao shi's doorbell and tell her everything.

After breakfast we were lining up outside the hotel toilet for those who needed to go and pee. I was talking to Primalia and standing near her while talking. So YKW went to assume(agaaain) that I didn't want to be her partner just because I was talking to somebody else. Then I continued talking and she said," Really arh, you don't want to be room mates already ah!" Which sort of 'forced' me to go over and partner her. Super irritating! Can't I just talk to other people when I have free time? Do you have no friends or something? I bet you have loads of friends. So go and talk to them la! Why must bother me to go and partner you when there is still so many people who have not come out of the toilet! I have already talked to you and partnered you in school and many many times here and I just want to talk to other people and you don't let me! How unreasonable is that? Do I ever say anything when you talk to other people? No! So since I didn't do anything of the sort, then why must you interrupt my social life? I just want to speak to other friends, is there a problem with that?!

To be continued.......

The next part's going to be really irritating, wanna read it? The post is available now!

I Hate You Series: Part 2

I Hate You Series: Part 2

WARNING: please start reading this series from the I Hate You trailer then continue reading until the last part of the series.

She assumed that I wouldn't wipe the toothpasty water off the mirror just because I was brushing my teeth. Then whenever I am doing something and don't do what she asks me to do yet, she will again, assume that I ignored her. So when she uses her bad assumation(which is a word I made up) to assume things that she doesn't even know, she will always treat me like her personal PUNCHING BAG. She boxed me and used one finger and pushed my head to the side like I am an idiot or something. Then whenever I just tap her she will say," Aiyah you want to say anything then just say la don't need to hit me right!" But now I didn't complain, and she still treat me like a punching bag.

Then because everyday when we return to the hotel I will take out my chargers bag and put on the table then charge my camera and phone. Then because the charger bag is crumpled it makes the table look messy although it is very neat. Then just because of that charger bag crumpled thing she go tell Christal Poon(which is my new friend :D) that she is neat and tidy not like "that girl" (me) who is making the table messy. But she is the one who is putting her clothes on the table, making it messy and she still has the nerve to blame me!

To be continued...........

Dying to know what happened next? Look at the next post!

I Hate You Series: Part 1

I Hate You Series: Part 1

WARNING: PLEASE READ THE SERIES TRAILER BEFORE READING THIS.

I had to wake her up just because my phone had an alarm and hers didn't. So I have to wake up early just to wake her up. Waking her up is totally the last thing I would do in the world. But now I had no choice. Because if I don't wake her up, and we wake up when we get the morning call, there will be no time to shower, brush teeth, pack luggage properly, etc.

Then because the previous night we were eating the biscuits she brought to China, the empty biscuit wrapper was on the bedside table and nobody threw it away. Then while I was combing my hair, she said:

"Walao can you throw away the biscuit wrapper you wake up early still don't throw!"

Then she went to throw it away. Wahlao, may I ask, whose biscuits are those? YOURS. So by right you should throw the biscuit wrapper away yourself, which you didn't want to do but did in the end because I wouldn't do it.

It doesn't mean that just because I wake up first I have to be your personal maid and throw away your things for you. If you were me, would you throw it away? No. So if you wouldn't do it if you were in my shoes, then stop complaining about other people.

Then the previous day we were too slow and the teacher came to take us down for breakfast when we were just about to brush our teeth. So I still had leftover toothpaste on my toothbrush the next day. I wanted to wash it away but the hotel tap water not consumable so I had to use mineral water to wash the toothpaste away. Then while I was washing it, some toothpasty water flew onto the mirror so there were little drops of toothpasty water on the mirror. Then she claimed that it was my fault because I go and rub until so hard until the toothpasty water flew onto the mirror. Hello, is there any other way to not let the toothpasty water fly onto the mirror when the mirror is only 15cm in front of you and you need to scrub your toothbrush? So anyway since she claimed that it was my fault I had to go and be her personal maid again and wipe it up.

I wanted to brush my teeth first then wipe it up but she assumed that I just wouldn't wipe it up.

To be continued.....

Please read Part 2 and all the other parts for the full story.

*New* I Hate You series trailer

*New* I Hate You series trailer

YO, WASSUP, PEOPLE!

I have been gone for a week and now I am finally back in Singapore! But, you know what, I didn't have as much fun as I thought I would have. Wanna know why? Because somebody spoiled my whole trip. Wanna know who? SOMEONE

I shall direct this whole series to her.

But this is only the trailer! The series will be up after I finish completing this post.

And the post shall finish now.