The bus is full of moronic P1s
Yeah. Hi. I know I have not blogged for a super long time, but that was because I had lots of things to blog about but somehow I couldn't get myself to go to blogspot.com and blog. So now, cause my computer is not working, I'm typing what I want to blog on notepad. The internet is not working, damn. Ok, anyway, yesterday when I was in the school bus going to school, this P1 girl sitting next to me was bragging. How? Okay, she had just been given a sticker by another girl. (ok, let's call this bragging girl, Gabrielle. or Gabi, for short. Dear Calista, she's the one who brought the hamster to school). So, Gabi got a sticker. She stuck it on her waterbottle, then she said when she got home she was going to stick that sticker on her IPAD. Who's she kidding? She think people will believe she actually got an Ipad? If she's telling the truth, I wanna point this out to her parents. Sue me for all I care. I'm talking the truth. How can you trust a freaking Primary ONE girl with a thousand dollar IPAD?! You must be MAD. I don't think any parent would even trust their child with a freaking IPAD unless their child is, maybe, 10. or 11. or older. BUT, 7? NO WAY. Then the stupid Gabi went on to brag that she had an Ipad, Blackberry phone and a pink computer. Ah, again. Seriously, man. Why you want to mix different products together? You like your freaking ipad, you don't get a blackberry phone. You get a fucking iphone. DUMBO. And if you're so rich, get the Iphone 4. And your freaking pink computer. I don't WANT to know what brand is your PINK computer, but I have a feeling that its the type of BARBIE computer. YOu know. The NOT computer. Just games.Barbie games. Stuff liddat. ANYWAY, if you want a blackberry phone, you don't get an Ipad. Because there's no blackberry Ipad. I'm sorry. Anyway, c'mon. You think ANYBODY would believe you have three expensive products? Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that SOMEBODY believed you. Your stupid P1 friend. All P1s believe you, you know why? Cause P1s are all dumb. I don't even believe myself being so dumb when I was P1. If you really have an Ipad, a blackberry phone and a pink computer, then guess what I have? I have an Iphone 4, an Iphone 3Gs, a blackberry phone, two Ipads, and a yellow, pink, purple, black and all colours that exist in computers. How's that, punk?! You suck, I hope you know it. But then uh, but then, if she's that rich to have those stuff, she should live, in like, a terrace? Or or or or, like, a condo like Silversea? But guess what she lives in? I don't even know what this is CALLED. It's those type of flats that are not so tall, like only 5 storeys, with maybe only a playground and no swimming pool. WTF. No luxury at all. Dear Gabi, please don't believe that you are rich, just because your "house condo flat" has a playground. All flats have playgrounds, you know. And, don't think that just because your house is called "Villa Laguna", you really live in a villa. Wait, I'm sorry, I don't think you even know what a villa is. Well, I'll tell you. It's like private housing with a swimming pool in each house. Not shared. You don't even have a swimming pool so shut it. And stop lying to people that you're rich. IDIOT. If you keep lying like this, your future will be ruined. Trust me. I am psychic. JK. But, still, if you want to lie, no one's stopping you, but when your life gets messed up, there's no one to blame but yourself.
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